Claudette: Make Claude Stop Talking Like a BuzzFeed Article

Claudette is a developer tool that addresses a legitimate AI output quality issue: Claude's tendency to deliver technical information in verbose, dramatic language when direct clarity is needed. By routing Claude's responses through an alternative model (Gemini) with plain-English instructions, the tool provides role-specific translations (colleague/manager/director) that preserve technical accuracy while eliminating unnecessary narrative flourish—potentially improving engineering productivity and cross-team communication efficiency.